Learn to lie - and get serious by Andy Wilder

I’m writing this to tell you a little bit about my high school experiences and give you the blue print to survive probably the most craziest four years of your life. The first thing I think I’ll tell you about is rules of the hall way. Always keep you eyes on the look out for security guards and administrators while roaming the hall without a pass, and always keep a good lie on the tip of your tongue if they do catch you. When I was a freshman I stayed getting caught skipping in the halls, but I quickly learned how to stop getting caught.
Okay now on a more serious note, in class education. This was a big part of my high school career that I totally regret. Be sure to take your classes serious from the get go, because your only making it harder for yourself in the long run. Just don’t get into the habit of being lazy. Make sure you take notes, study, and listen to what your teachers have to say. Don’t let all the freedom in high school get to you because it will come back to haunt you come your senior year. I’m telling you all this from my personal experiences. Make sure you know when to put the fun off until it’s necessary, no matter how tempting it is.
The last thing I want to talk to you all about is sports and extra- curricular activities. Sports is one of the funniest things you can do in high school. That’s where most of my favorite memories of high school came from. It gives you great exercise and keeps your from doing wrong by going out and getting involved with the wrong things.